You may have seen people with blogs, twitter, websites, well, even TV complain about bots. These are little programs designed to… well…annoy the ever living shit out of you. Well, today, I’m going to show you some examples of bots. These are what I encountered today when I looked in the spam folder.
Some bots are designed to phish for passwords and accounts.
Some are designed to promote a business (usually porn), and get you to go visit a website, which well then probably phish for your credit card thereby ruining your chance at a decent life, and ruin your credit, and make that chick you were crushing on really dislike you. (Don’t say I didn’t warn you. ) (Yeah, I heard about you. She told me everything, you nasty!)
Then there are these assholes:
Clicky clicky to read it biggie biggie.
But what it says is: “Hello, you used to write fantastic but the last several posts have been kinda boring. I miss your great writings. Past several posts are a little out of come on!”
Okay, I’ve had trolls. I don’t know anyone that hasn’t that pleasant experience. But what you can’t see there is that it’s on a post ABOUT MY DEAD COUSIN. Yeah. So. Uhm. thanks for that?
The one under that’s a weird one too. Talking about over population ON MY DEAD COUSINS POST. Awesome. Great. Fantastic. So, whatever.
The top post there is an example of just a random bot. ” Hey go here and your blog will go straight to the top! YAY!” (YAY! Here’s my credit card information too! I’ll give you my first born as well, if you promise it’ll stay on top. I mean, I haven’t been able to *stay* pregnant long enough to actually have a first born, but that shouldn’t matter to the internet gods right?)
That second one? That’s one that I’m gonna keep for agesssssss…….
- Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the act of depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.| An error does not become truth by reason of multiplied propagation, nor does truth become error because nobody sees it. | An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind|An ounce of practice is worth a pound of preaching
The first three are Mohandas Gandhi quotes, with the last being a Proverb quote.
I want you to go ahead and look again at the picture I have uploaded of the quote. Go ahead and make it bigger and look at the NAME on the comment. Too much of an effort? FINE! (Lazy ass!)
Some days it just doesn’t pay to look at the spam folder. Some days it does. Today, I can’t tell what I think at the moment. (I mean, other than dirty)